Observation: I have never broken a bone Hypothesis: I am boneless Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one.
once during my freshman year history class, we were given a worksheet that had to be finished before class ended so everyone was quiet. out of nowhere, this kid just sneezed and farted at the same time, scaring everyone because since the chairs are metal, it echoed and ripped. it was an awful sound. at first no one laughed because it was awkward but 2 minutes later I couldn’t keep it together and I just started laughing. the more I thought about it, the harder I laughed. I felt horrible but I just kept going. it got to the point where I was tearing up, gaping for air, slamming my hand on the desk, and then I started to turn purple. I knew I was going to pee myself so I tried to stand up but I couldn’t. now the whole class is laughing. my teacher had 2 guys walk me to the nurses station. that was the funniest and most embarrassing moment of my life. oh and that poor kid.
I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:
And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:
This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.
So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.
